Meme from Zee (I'm pretty sure I did it before, but my shirt is different so I don't care xD) :


I yelled at a birdbath on your car because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.


Type out the sentence you end up with in the TITLE of your note and tag your friends.

Pick the month you were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March--------I karate chopped
April----------I licked
May----------I jumped on
June----------I smelled
July-----------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19------ - a smurf
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an iPod
29-------a surfer
30-------a homeless guy
31-------a llama

What is the last number of the year you were born:
1--------- In my car
2 --------- On your car
3 ----------- In a hole
4 ----------- Under your bedapr
5 ----------- Riding a Motorcycle
6 --------- sliding down a hill
7 --------- in an elevator
8---------- at the dinner table
9 -------- In line at the bank
0 -------- in your bathroom

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White---------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink-----------because I'm NOT crazy.
Red-----------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown---------because I can.
Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
None----------because I can't control myself

Now type out the sentence you made, in the TITLE and tag your friends.



Now this one is from Mari. :D

1. Who is your best girl friend?
Hmm idk. Booboo? :D

2. If someone were to tell you they like you right now, would you care?
Yes, I would care. But it depends on who's the one who's saying it.

3. Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
Who did I fall hardest for? o__o" Uh, I think yes.

4. Where did you last sleep other than your house?
Charlotte's house! YAYYYY SLEEPOVER!

5. Do you have a best friend?
Booboo ish mah best frienndx. (:

6. Do you smoke?
Nope. Smoking sucks.

7. Do you remember what you were like when you were a kid?
Not really.

8. Can you vote for the next election?
Uh, idk. I don't plan to anyway.

9. What are you listening to?
Think Of You Later (Empty Room) - Every Avenue
This song is stuck in my head, and I'm not denying that I like what it reminds me of. But I'm sad about what it means. ):

10. When will your next kiss be?
I haven't had a first one, so Idk. -__-"

11. Who do you want to see right now?
Hmm, Charlotte and TV, Zee, Kelly, Mika, Kenny, QZ, Ben, Jackie, Mari, Monkey, Manman and 8039.

12. Ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex?
No. I don't think I ever want to have one.

13. When did your last hug take place?
Saturday!

14. Do you date smart people?
Perhaps. I mean, my date has to be someone who can actually speak proper sentences so he has to have decent intellect.

15. Where were you at 2:02pm this afternoon?
In school, prolly having Chem tut at NL.

16. What does the last text in your phone says?
Zee: Indeed. He is impossibly lol. My friends think he's cute. :O
(BUT BTW HE IS NOT. LOOOL.)

17. Do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
Of course. :D

18. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
YEAH, HAHAHA.

19. Who did you last eat with?
1SC4 people who went down to buy waffles before GP. :D

20. Do you text alot?
Yup. Especially with the gq notifications, I mean wtf. ~_~

21. How old will you be in 13 months?
I will be 17. :O

22. When is the last time you tattooed?
Never have and never will.

23. If you like that person will you talk about your feelings or hide them?
I think I'll hide them. ): Idk, I'll be too shy to tell him. Actions speak louder than words, no? xD (BUT MARI YOU SHIZ GO TELL HIM YOU LIKE HIM.)

24. Do you wear glasses?
Yes. They're smexy and pretteh. xD

25. What are you looking forward to in the next month?
ACJC Freeze! HAHA. xD

26. Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
I doubt so? It's probably quite impossible anyway.

27. What color shirt are you wearing?
Yellow. :D

28. Do you have a reason to smile right now?
Yes. Of course. (:
I have lovely friends around me who support me, what reason do I have not to smile?

29. If you won a lot of money on the lottery, what would you buy first ?
I'd get A NEW TPC. :D

30. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you had a conversation with? What was it about?
Hmm, it was in the mrt with Yu Xuan, Chester and Jie Kang as well as Monica.
LOL YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT THINGS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT. xD

31. Who was driving the last car you were in?
My dad.

32. Who was the last person that called you?
Hmm, Sab, I think.

33. What are you craving right now?
To be able to go overseas and study. :D

34. What if you married the last person you kissed?
I haven't kissed anyone lah, oi. -__- But I guess if I kiss that person I don't mind marrying him. (:

35. What are you excited about?
GOING OVERSEAS TO STUDY AFTER A'S ARE OVER. WHOOOO. *isshot*
SPEECH DAY!

36. Ever kissed your number 1 on facebook?
Who's my number 1 on fb? o_O And no, I haven't kissed anyone.

37. When was the last time you cried? And why?
On Saturday I guess. I didn't manage to achieve my goal and some people weren't cooperating. I guess it's cause I'm a lousy planner but whatever.

38. Ever kissed someone who's name starts with an A?
Eh, how many times must I say I haven't kissed anyone -__-

39. Is there one person who can make you feel better no matter what?
Yes. (: That's the beauty of it, no?

40. Last person you hugged?
Ameerah! HAHA. :D

41. What were you doing at 2:00 am last night?
Sleeping. And dreading going back to school.

42. Have you cried today ?
Nope.

43. What bed did you sleep in last night ?
My own bed? o_O

44. Are you currently frustrated with a girl/guy?
Hmm no. I can't dictate other's lives so I have no reason to be frustrated with them. (: Do your best!

45. Ever talked to someone that was high?
ALL THE TIME. HAHAAAAAA.

46. Does it snow where you live?
Nope.

47. When is the next time you will see your grandma?
Never. Or maybe in the afterlife.

48. Have you kissed or hugged someone today ?
No.

49. Will you be married in the next two years ?
LOL WHEN I'M 18? NO I DON'T THINK SO.

50. Have you ever wanted someone you thought that you couldn't have?
Of course. ):

51. Are you in a relationship, single, complicated, married, or engaged?
I'd like to say I'm married to Booboo. HAHA.

52. How have you felt today ?
Sian-ed of school, but then happy cause some people made me happy today and then high cause of the weird stuff we did. xD

53. Do you like your name?
I like my English name but my Chinese one, ntrly.

54. Are you happy at the moment?
Hmm, a mix between happiness and sadness I guess.

55. What were you doing at 10:00pm last night ?
GQ. RAWR BEAT GENOSIS AND PURERMILK.

56. Last person who drove you somewhere(besides your parents) ?
Er, the bus driver for 184 just now? o_O

57. Ever kissed someone in a closet?
No. -__-

58. Do you live alone ?
Nope. But maybe in two years I will. :o

59. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you can talk to?
Of course.

60. Are you crazy ?
At times.

61. Who was the last person to call you babe?
Idk -__- Michelle?

62. How has this past week been for you?
I liek holidays.

63. Last thing you drank ?
Water.

64. Do you believe that every thing happens for a reason?
Yeah.

65. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Maybe, but I don't think so.


66. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
A dolphin. :D

67. What do you normally order when you're at McDonald's?
Idk, Filet-o-fish without the tartar sauce. And Twister fries, but only during CNY period. ):

68. Last book you read?
Just finished Mounting Desires and now starting on The Unfortunate Miss Fortunes. :D

69. Describe your mood.
Bored and sad but still a little happy.

70. Describe the last time you were injured?
Idk?

71. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
I'll just copy the list from the top. Charlotte and TV, Zee, Kelly, Mika, Kenny, QZ, Ben, Jackie, Mari, Monkey, Manman.

72. Rock concert or symphony?
ROCK CONCERT. I WANT TO SEE EVERY AVENUE, ATL OR SBH BABEHHHHHHHH.

73. Do you like taking the MRT?
Not during peak periods. Then everyone is squished against one another and that sucks.

74. If you could only use a form of transportation
I want teleportation. Or a car would do just fine. Maybe a motorbike, I don't mind riding a Harley. :D

75. Whats your favorite kind of cake?
Chocolate or Durian. :D I hate dark forest and a lot of other cakes.

76. Look 20 degrees to your left, what do you see?
The huge pile of papers I've gathered since last year. xD

77. Do you untie your shoes when you take it off?
Nope. That's why I tie my laces loose so I can slip my feet in and out without untying them.

78. Do you buy your own groceries?
Nope.

79. What's your favorite fruit?
Apple or Banana.

80. Do you like running long distances?
Nope.

81. Have you ever eaten snow?
No

82. What color are your bedsheet?
Brown! :D I like this bedsheet a whole lot.

83. Do you hate someone very badly at this moment?
Not really, that person just leaves a bitter after-taste atm, since my friends more than make up for it. :D

84. Do you watch Spongebob?
Used to.

85. What temperature is it outside right now?
Idk, just very warm.

86. Do you consider yourself smart?
Not really. ):

87. How many piercings do you have?
One on each ear. Maybe I'll get another pair. :x

88. What language do you speak at home?
English/ Singlish.

89. How do you feel about your family?
We get along better than many other SG families.

90. What time did you go to bed yesterday?
11.30pm.

91. What CD is currently in your CD player?
I don't use my CD player.

92. What do you want for Christmas this year?
But you my dear need to know, this year I want you alone. xD
Maybe more books? I don't really see what else I need. Oh, other than the permission to go overseas and study.

93. Favorite ice-cream?
PHISH FOOD IS THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPION. :D

94. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
Marissa. I MEAN, WTF, MY NAME IS MELISSA, NOT MARISSA. -__-
Or stretching the Juan to be Ju-aan.

95. Lastly, whats your favorite color?
Black, white, green, orange, etc.



I couldn't resist doing this one. :x


Dear Zee,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm selling myself for candy. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into the Montreal Canadian’s goalie. I'm sure you're shamed enough to understand the middle-east is planning their revenge on you. I'm returning your Hannah Montana underwear to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and you ruined my attempts at another world war.

Best of luck on the sex change/Go milk a cow,
Mel


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Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

(12),
(Your name)


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate (I WISH I GOT THIS. D:)
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - Go drown yourself