I realised I have a few memes saved as drafts.

This is to calculate your idiocy GPA. :D



1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (LOOOL NOT MY FAULT LAH D:)
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush (Well, oops?)
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull (All the time, baby xD)
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 8


11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. [ ] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (Ouch ):)
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble (D: And I still can't blow a bubble)
17. [ ] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (xD Well, the Merlion issue wasn't so bad.)
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (I'M SO SORRY LOL. D:)
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (I don't play soccer -___-)

Running total: 12


21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
24: [x] Died from stupidity overload. (xD Story of my life.)
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan (Painnnnnnnnn. D:)
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 19


31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot (WELL I FORGOT FOR A WHILE.)
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on (LOL. :x)
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone's shoes by accident (I wore Jun Jun's socks home before. LOL. :x)

Running total: 27


41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house (D:)
42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (Well D:)
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom stall with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do (Daily occurrence. :D)
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (LOL. Refer to my old post.)
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Running total: 35

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (HAHA)
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (LOOL. Ask Kel what I told Domy.)
56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number (I used to forget it. D:)
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny

Running total: 43

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (Oops. ): I still can't remember who was with me at that time!)
65. [x] Didn't do the back side of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 52


71. [ ] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid (I admit I do stupid things a lot D:)
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (HAHA. I was bored.)
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people (LOOOOOOOL.)
80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 57

81. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [ ] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Mmrs of pri sch.)
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 59


91. [ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them (HAHA. THEY'RE VERY AMUSING WHAAAAAAT.)
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours (Well, nearly.)
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention (CID at night. :x)
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before (I didn't know how to spell my Chinese name lah. D:)
98. [ ] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth plastic ones!

TOTAL: 64

How to obtain your idiocy GPA:

80-100 4.0
70-79 3.6
65-69 3.2
60-64 2.8
55-59 2.4
50-54 2.0
45-49 1.6
40-44 1.2
<40 0.8





Another Crescentian meme!
I couldn't resist. :x


Look at how many of these silly things you remember

Teachers

[ ] Known a teacher who didn’t shave her armpits
[x] Remembered a teacher for having a very strong “scent”
[ ] Tricked a teacher on April Fools
[ ] Knew a teacher who liked a student of the same sex
[ ] Knew a teacher who needed to eat more seaweed
[x] Contacted a teacher via SMS before

Uniform

[ ] Wore the tie on the first day of school
[x] Buttoned up your shirt all the way to the top on the first day of school
[x] Wore the socks that said C.G.S
[ ] Wore ankle socks because the C.G.S was simply disgusting (I AM SUPER GUAI LAH.)
[x] Had velcro taped to your blouse/skirt
[x] Placed stuff in your breast pocket
[ ] Tore your breast pocket
[x] Wore uniforms at least two sizes bigger
[ ] Purposely wore shorts other than the school’s PE shorts for mass runs
[x] Detested your house tee so much it is chucked in one corner of your closet or is used as a rag
[x] Bought sports shoes from Queensway
[ ] Wore normal bras
[ ] Unhooked people’s normal bra
[ ] Wore bright coloured sportsbras that wasn’t allowed
[ ] Wrote stuff on your sports shoes such as _______rocks!
[ ] Thought Crescentian was pronounced as Crescent -tian

Rules

[ ] Got caught for having waxing your hair
[ ] Got scolded for having your hair too short
[ ] Hid your handphone in the OHP
[ ] Hid your handphone in ziplock bags and placed them in your waterbottles
[ ] Used lollipop sticks as your earrings
[x] Wore really fanciful earrings despite knowing you should not be doing so
[ ] Wore your nametag in a way that it hung low into your breast pocket
[ ] Made a nametag that didn’t bear your name
[ ] Tore Newsweeks to share with friends who didn’t bring anything during Silent Reading
[ ] Got caught tearing your newsweeks/reading textbooks and was made to stand
[ ] Was used as an example for bad behaviour
[ ] Was remembered by the security guard for breaking the rules
[x] Passed notes in class on a frequent basis
[ ] Had a teacher read out the note you passed in class

History

[x] Remember the ballerina story like the back of your hand
[ ] Thought the guy who appeared in school at night was a ghost
[x] Sat at the top level of the library worrying Pontianak would appear
[x] Heard one or more ghost stories about the school

Canteen

[ ] Bought mixed/”can” sandwich from the last stall
[x] Wanted to protest against the school for banning the sale of hashbrowns
[ ] Ordered chicken porridge without chicken/ grass jelly without grass
[x] Loved the dessert from the first stall
[ ] Attempted to order a random juice from the first stall and actually got it
[ ] On the first day of school, you ate from the stall with the longest queue
[ ] Spread/Knew the rumour that the last stall recycles their straws
[x] Would rather eat Mobil’s food anytime
[x] Slept on the canteen table
[x] Celebrated your friend’s birthday by singing Happy Birthday crescent style
[x] Laughed so hard you fell off the canteen chair
[ ] Kicked the vending machine because you heard that it gives more change than it should

Outside school

[x] Has bought something from the petrol kiosk before
[x] Loved buying instant noodles and balance it all the way back to school
[x] Loved Polar Puffs and Cakes
[x] Regarded town as your second home
[x] Ever SMS-ed people to warn them that teachers were in town
[ ] Knew the ice-cream uncle at Redhill
[ ] Walked to redhill market to eat carrot cake or drink sugar cane
[x] Headed to Tanglin Macs for breakfast before/after remedial

Curriculum and Hobbies

[ ] Know one or more quotes from the Bonesetters’s Daughter
[ ] Know one or more quotes from the View From The Bridge
[x] Read your textbooks more than 4 times
[ ] Loved breaking those 4/6 digit number locks
[ ] Called Mr Chan up to break your lock because you lost/forgot to bring the key
[ ] Headed to the toilet each time the bell rang
[ ] Ate in the toilet before because you felt it was clean enough
[x] Walked in to the toilet and saw something you shouldn’t see
[x] Heard people gossiping about people you know because they didn’t realise you were in the toilet
[x] Looked at yourself in the full-length mirror in the canteen
[x] Loitered in school even though lessons were over
[ ] Hid in the toilet in order to skip the entire lesson

Mass Run

[ ] Ran so fast you were given a piece of paper to commend you
[ ] Hid in class so you wouldn’t have to run
[ ] Purposely came late for school so you could miss mass run
[ ] Were one of those few who pushed against the school gate when they were closing it all because you took too long to run
[ ] Tried to run a route different from yours so it would be shorter
[xxxx] Prayed that it would rain so mass run would be cancelled

Rotanda, Mini Forum

[ ] Spread flour all over the floor so you could slide through
[x] Threw something down the rotunda
[ ] Held a wedding ceremony at the rotunda
[x] Tripped at the mini-forum stairs
[x] Raced someone up the stairs

Science Lab

[ ] Tried to burn the tables in the lab
[ ] Cooked something in the lab and ate it
[ ] Stole testubes, boiling tubes etc
[x] Broke something in the lab before
[ ] Burned your hand and didn’t want to tell the teacher for fear that your SPA marks would be deducted
[x] Could smell the examination materials before O-levels