1.YOUR REAL NAME:
I'm not putting this down D; I will never willingly admit to my chinese name!


2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle name)
Yin Tian (LOL OMG SOUNDS LIKE YT HAHAHAHA.)

3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Uh I didn't know their names. So I'll just use my mom and dad's first names. Lai Kim. LOL.

4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Chesu (WTF? HAHA.)

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Cow? ROFLMAO.

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Juan Singapore? (WTF IS THIS HAHAHHAHAHA. NO ONE WOULD WATCH THAT SOAP.)

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The White Mango Juice (LOL WTF. WHITE MANGO! GG)

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Suee (LMAO SUEE.)

9.STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Phish food chocolate? (I KNOW EVERYONE LIKES MY STREET. HAHA.)

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Hammie Cashew (LOLLLLLLLLLLL. That name so does not turn anyone on. EPIC PHAIL. xD)

11.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of last name plus izzle)
Cheizzle (Lulz reminds me of cheerios?)

12.YOUR IRAQI.. NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name):
Uejusuhee (LMAO WTF?)

13.YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Tiffy. (LMAO.)

14. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Uh, idk. O_O

Once you get through laughing at your Alias', tag some friends so you can laugh at theirs