Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Perfectly Aligned @ 10:10 AM
Okay, for comic relief, I shall recite the maple wedding vows now.
It's so damn funny I couldn't help roflmao-ing.
People say that the one tied with your destiny is connected by the Red Ribbon of a Ribbon Pig.From what I see, these two people have finally found each other at the end of the red ribbon.Among all Maplers, you two are definately(SP! :O WIZET ARE YOU TEACHING MAPLERS TO SPELL HORRIBLY?!) the fortunate ones to find each other.Now, the quest is given to you two and that is to live happily ever after as beloved ones.Groom, will you love your bride until your hair turns white as the yeti's hair?Bride, will you love your groom until the snow from El Nath mountain melts and turns into a sand in Florina Beach? (I know this part makes no sense at all. LOL.)Today, all attended guests (they were attended to?) will be the witnesses of this couple's oath.I shall now declare this couple as husband and wife in the blessing of everyone gathered here.It's seriously damn funny.
I know I missed out a few lines, but who cares! xD
I hope this song will guide you home.