Lol I was bored so I koped this from Sihui.

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.



1) Your name?
Melissa. (Bleh there is no way I'm writing my Chinese name. ;D)
Melissa is a Greek name.
In Greek, it means "honey bee."
In Persian, it means "red rose."
The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete."
In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey.
(Wtf you should see the next definition: Hottest girl in the known universe. LOL WTF. ;D And at the bottom I'm a drug. HAHA.)

2) Your age?
15.
Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closey related to the term jailbait but more devious.
(WTF? I WON'T LIE TO A GUY ABOUT MY AGE JUST TO GET LAID. =_=)

3) One of your friends?
Candice! xD
Carnal,caramel, clitoral CONFECTION, kept cosily-wrapped in the pocket of a lady's bergen jacket.(Say what? o_o Are you implying that she's a sweet?)

4) What should you be doing?
Studying. (Okay this meaning totally pwns.)
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
(Why would I want to stay at home and masturbate LOL.)

5) Favorite color?
Black.
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.
2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.

6) Hometown?
Singapore
5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise.
4 common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai), Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!"
3 MRT lines: North South line, East West line, North East line
2 hours(approx): is needed to travel from one end to another end of Singapore.
1 common language: Singlish "See liao lah... What you want?" "SCUSE"
(ROFLMFAO. OUR COUNTRY'S LANGUAGE IS WELL KNOWN NOW:D)

7) Month of your birthday?
November
The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar.
(Uh, what? o_o Wait, does that mean I'm going to get married to a hot and sexy rockstar? :D)

8) Last person you talked to?
Idk, my mom?
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.
Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.
Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
(Right. Just that it doesn't apply all the time ~___~)

9) What did you last eat?
Waffles! ;D
The best breakfast food EVAR
(YOU KNOW WHAT? I FULLY AGREE :D)

10) Your nickname?
Moomoo.
A sugary sweet term of endearment for someone you love. Derived from the kissing sound muah. Can be used as an adjective or noun.
(Aww that's nice ;D So many people love me. xDDDDD)